Fight the Power!

Brits have been forced by their malevolent controllers to believe this to be Dennis the Menace.

But a lone revolutionary, spreading his message of truth along an East London waterway, tells (or shows) it like it is.

And now, time for another thrill-packed episode of . . . "Eep Cleap, Private Entrance"

Still waiting for my meal at the ...

Now, when I say Londoners have faith, I mean it's no accident that Star Wars was shot in the area. For Londoners truly believe in The Force. In Luke Skywalker fashion, the London landwalker never looks at his immediate environment. Phones, maps, friends, even the sky - a Londoner will do anything to keep from being distracted by the things or people with whom he shares the pavement.

Evidence of Creationism in London

Evidence of Jews in London?

Evidence of Jews in London

Is He Crazy? Why, He's Certificatable

Gateway to a Non-Existent Place

What will happen if we enter?

Boss Road

This street is responsible for overseeing and coordinating London's many other far-flung thoroughfares.

Real Streets in Non-Existent Places

Through the Bus Window

Though Londoners are thought to be generally irreligious, they demonstrate great faith in a multitude of ways. For instance, despite an absence of haste in other circumstances, the Londoner rounds corners and comes through doors with a speed and assurance that can only come from religious certitude. With a true, Christian sense that he or she will be taken care of, the Londoner strides as if no one could possibly be coming from the other side.

Through the Bus Window

Evidence of Jews in London

That the door is open a crack indicates Jews may have been here recently.

In America, It's Dogs

Through the Bus Window

One can't help but be impressed with the world class slowness of Londoners. Not just in the street but in the locker room and in the stores, both in front of & behind the counter. It's as if they exist in a world in which the air has been replaced with syrup.